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Neumann Mind-Fuck

When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.

Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023
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Mind Your Own Business

Something alot of people cannot do
Another word for "leave me alone" and/or "You shouldn't be involved in this"
Person: "what are you talking about?"

Person 2: "its nothing, mind your own business"
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Mind Your Jizziness

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.
You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.
by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023
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mind your six

manasa, i’m coming! mind your six!
by acleanswitch April 5, 2024
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it enters my mind-brain

A more simple and at the same time more emphatic way of saying "I get it" or "I understand". Usually improved by saying "I get it" first. When face to face (instead of in a texting situation) probably best supplemented by pointing each index finger to a respective side on the forehead.
Sure to convince anyone that you've understood something and that you're frighteningly smart.
I get it, it enters my mind-brain.

Don't question me twice, I get it, it enters my mind-brain. Because I'm smart.
by Mizzrysnath April 23, 2024
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Fucked up Mind

The practice of having so weird thoughts that it is genuinely fucked up
(i.e: Kedi)
by bsoshzhq May 30, 2024
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Murder on my mind

Most fucked up released song when Melly didn't knew what was gonna happen after releasing that song.
"Cuz everytime we wake up in the morning i got murder on my mind, AK-47's, MAC-11's, glocks and nines"
Some true things he did in his lyrics of "Murder on my mind"
by Swisswaffle56 February 13, 2024
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