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matthew john adams

has a small PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg is that matthew john adams?? i heard he has a big dick!!!!!!!!!
matthew john adams by ooflmao January 16, 2020

matthew furman 

A little bitch head that thinks he is superior to the rest however his 3inch pp doesn’t say the same. He has a kind nature however he sometimes lets drugs and alcohol take over and change who he is. He is unsure how to keep a relationship and usually allows feelings for others to get in the way. We don’t like Matthews like this Matthew.

We wish Matthew nothing but success in the future and hope we finds himself on this journey ahead.

To all the Matthews, stay safe and healthy!!
“Hi Matthew Furman. I like you”

Sorry that can’t happen in drowning in hoes and bitches

matthew ferguson

a person who genuinely loves boobs , mainly calls them " tiddies " . always asking , but knowing a careful , kind manner .
person 1 : " did matthew ask you for tiddies too ?

person 2 : " yes ! but he did it in such a kind & caring way ! how nice matthew ferguson is !! "

matthew huff 

Popular with all of his brothers female friends, as he attempts to have sexual affairs with them. He gets on Facebook to look for his next "affair". He wants to have sexual encounters with all of his girlfriends friends.. Matthew huff gets upset and holds a grudge when you don't let him get his way. He doesn't understand.
"Why doesn't my brother want to hang out with you? I will hang out with you.".. I like you. He is doing a Matthew huff .
matthew huff by MsMatthewHuff December 3, 2021

Matthew With A Sweater 

This is an neutral type of Matthew, they always wear a sweater no matter what temperature. They have an extreme liking to the feeling of cold, but does not care about heat at all. Most sweater wearing Matthews are very resilient to everything, and are very good with combat. About half of these Matthews know morse code and have hidden weapons on them everywhere they go. You should generally stay away or become A friend.
That is A Matthew with a sweater, I should stay away.