Someone who impulsively does an act of desperation out of pure lust. A simp but slightly more unhinged.
Matthew Costello: My gf (anika) who lives 7 and a half hours away broke up with me for the 6th time this week!
*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)
*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)
by farm_merge_valley_lover August 17, 2024
A man who is a Matthew jenkins is a man who is just all around an amazing person and is super good looking rich asf stacking bands and shit
by Matt_jenk November 26, 2024
Person 1: Hey bro you gotta test tomorrow, what are you gonna do?
Ethan Matthews: Bro it's Friday night, I'm going to Oatley Pub!
Ethan Matthews: Bro it's Friday night, I'm going to Oatley Pub!
by PeterEater123 May 19, 2023
Known for the funniest class ever in history (804). Funny popular kids. A bunch of clowns in 7/8. iPhone SE’s. THICCOLASSSSSSSS. A man who had a shit load of tik tok followers. Kids who did Washroom Wednesday. The people who go to St Matts in 2019 are having a great time at least for the 7-9.
by Biggest Jester August 29, 2019
Matthew Chance is a great friend and person to have in your life. Give him a "chance" and you'll always have someone to gossip and tell your secrets. Never left him go
by Eldyen December 29, 2022
A white boy from deep in the woods that doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks about him. He's usually the one who is the life of the party. But at the same times he knows when enough is enough
by The Tennessean April 19, 2019