Here’s a witty and humorous definition for "Male Follicle Sensitivity" for Urban Dictionary:
Male Follicle Sensitivity (MFS)
Noun
A highly documented yet widely ignored medical phenomenon affecting men when their significant other plucks an ingrown hair from their beard, resulting in an exaggerated yelp that rivals a toddler stepping on a Lego.
Common causes include:
Indoor humidity levels dropping below 34%, rendering beard hairs as brittle as ancient parchment.
A full moon, which mysteriously amplifies nerve endings by 300%.
The presence of an audience, increasing the need for dramatic effect.
The TWK (Tweezer-Wielding Katherine) saying, "Hold still, this won’t hurt." or "Oh, I'm sorry." (Both blatant lies.)
Despite its prevalence, MFS remains unrecognized by medical professionals, largely due to them suffering from the condition themselves as well as threats from their wives.
Male Follicle Sensitivity (MFS)
Noun
A highly documented yet widely ignored medical phenomenon affecting men when their significant other plucks an ingrown hair from their beard, resulting in an exaggerated yelp that rivals a toddler stepping on a Lego.
Common causes include:
Indoor humidity levels dropping below 34%, rendering beard hairs as brittle as ancient parchment.
A full moon, which mysteriously amplifies nerve endings by 300%.
The presence of an audience, increasing the need for dramatic effect.
The TWK (Tweezer-Wielding Katherine) saying, "Hold still, this won’t hurt." or "Oh, I'm sorry." (Both blatant lies.)
Despite its prevalence, MFS remains unrecognized by medical professionals, largely due to them suffering from the condition themselves as well as threats from their wives.
John and his wife often become frustrated with each other because of his Male Follicle Sensitivity. She says John never lets her finish and it wouldn't hurt so bad if he didn't make her pull out too soon.
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the tend to be wicked and they love revenge they normally have big dick cause i have had an encounter with one of them, they are cunning manipulative and most important (they are freaks) sexually high.......
and they have big trust issues
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