mom-e

the mom you become after your kids leave for college (and in some cases high school).

You can only communicate via texts and emails otherwise you never hear from them.

Celia is has morphed into mom-e, her son never answers his phone she has to text him to hear about his life.

by cezz January 5, 2009

lukes mom

That fat prostitute, that i have sex with in space, while eating shredded cabbage, with extra mayo. Which is also my friend lukes mom.

While i was eating cabbage out of lukes moms naval, i slipped out of her vagina and stuck into her mouth.

by Lukes moms lover November 9, 2012

jesses mom

MILF she likes giving guys handjobs and doing titty fuck for money and banging pimps on main street

jesses mom is such a hardcore milf she bangs so many guys

by 1337hax0r43 May 6, 2009

justin's mom

A big fat whore

"Ugh she's so much like Justin's mom

by FeministsSuck October 1, 2017

josh's mom

A term used to describe a highly attractive older or mature women.

Hey Alex did you see josh's mom cross the street back there!

by thirdlife August 1, 2008

mom reasoning

When a parent (preferably a mother) or person makes an accusation, explanation, or theory with no grounds. The accused cannot make any logical reasoning against statement simply because it is mom reasoning.

mom: If I eat more I will get skinny

child (to themself): There she goes again with her mom reasoning

by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007

your mom

what i did last night

"i did your mom last night"

by anonymousguyorgirl February 24, 2009