Tag like a possum

The act of engaging in sexual relations with an unsightly woman while she is asleep or pretending to be dead…preferably in the middle of a dark country road at night

Last night I drove by a passed out homeless chick on my way to the mountains. I pulled over so I could tag her like a possum.

or

Everytime I see you without makup sleeping on the ground, it makes me want to tag like a possum.

by Dashboard Light August 21, 2012

Life is Like Soup

some say life is like soup, you only get blown if your hot

Bro 1: If life is like soup then i stayed in the microwave too long

by californiav-necksforlife May 10, 2012

Livin' Like Whitey

Living large, living well, display of wealth & accomplishment.

Lyall is retired and now races Porches, he is livin' like whitey

by JohnnyBoyIII July 8, 2011

Built like a tiger

Someone who has lots of stretch marks making it look kind of like tiger stripes.

Damn she's built like a tiger

by JketheSnke69 May 24, 2023

wet like a snowflake

Charm women with a funny snowflake pickup line or a comeback for situations when you are burned.

Max: You remind me of a snowflake. You're beautiful, delicate, unique and with one touch, you're wet.

Ashley: Wow nice pickup line, you want to boom chiggy chiggy?

In general, someone who is wet like a snowflake.

by maxtoto September 20, 2022

Think Like π

The mathematical equivalent of thinking like a child, who uniquely looks at the world imaginatively, playfully, or creatively, much to the delight of others who might even experience an aha! moment from their spontaneous response or behavior.

If mathematical constants like e and 𝛷 were to think like π, by freely and consciously promoting themselves regularly, there is no reason that they couldn’t be as popular and interesting as the beloved beautiful pi.

by Fasters December 25, 2021

cat not liking a flower

just a random thing that popped into my head

cat not liking a flower in urban dictionary

by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022