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little brown gnome

The tip of a turd poking out your asshole when you have to go really bad. See turtle head
"Where is the bathroom? I got a little brown gnome peeking out."
little brown gnome by Joanna Bailey February 27, 2004

Little Rick 

The small penis of a man with more mullet than his short neck can handle.
Does little rick want to come out and play?
Little Rick by Janice Depp October 30, 2006

Little Gray 

The skinniest, loudest, most annoying cat in the world. She wears gray, furry pants and has gray lips. You can't help but love her because she just wants to love on you. You feel bad when you have to scold her because she's pretty ancient in cat years (17 in human years). She loves sitting on people's legs and clawing the crap out of you for no good reason although she only has claws in her back feet.
"Little Gray is sitting on my lap and clawing the shit out of my legs."
Little Gray by Stewchunk December 2, 2009

Little Joey 

The last little bit on a computer's progress bar that takes forever to load, even though it says 0 seconds remaining.
Bob: I've been waiting for two hours for little joey to load.
Joe: What did you say about me?
Bob: Who are you?
Joe: I'm gonna punch your eyes out of your ass.
Bob: Oh crap.

Little CB 

1. a Little Cock Blocker

2. any baby, infant, or toddler who wakes up, walks in, etc. and otherwise interrupts you and your loved one trying to be intimate.
My girl and I were totally about to have sex then our Little CB woke up from her nap.
Little CB by Boonka August 15, 2011

Little caesaring

When you are otherwise ineligible....

Getting a chick hot n ready for your bro.
I can't believe he is little caesaring that chick for you; top notch.