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He/She is an incredible fatty that eats up everything and is a cheater
by Larry Hum April 01, 2020
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me: damn they're cute
Jordan: yeah they are :)
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A bottom who pretends he’s a top but is really a bottom.
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A fatass that eats all the food
Jordan: Yummy
Me: Fucc there goes the food
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Jordan's, usually come in a few different shapes and sizes. They come round, they come tall, they come skinny and they also come short. And also tend to cum short literally, as they can only last an hour or so in bed. Jordan's also tend to indulge themselves in illegal activities which can vary from robbing post offices, to breaking into apartments half naked banged-out on coke. They are kind-hearted, and will do what is right. They may also appear to be somewhat ugly on the outside, but, on the inside, they're also fairly ugly. If you come across a Jordan, approach with extreme caution, as you may get robbed for your illicit items.
Passer By: Shit! Is that a Jordan?

His mate: quick, hide that flake and keep your hands in your pocket.
by WillieBigWillie November 22, 2021
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A beautiful stunning girl with a great personality. She can be fun,loving,sweet, and kind hearted. She can be a bitch when she needs to dhe also can be annoying but you still love her anyways
Omg see that girl over there named Jordan
by Aayeyooowyd April 06, 2017
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Chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE) is a brain disorder likely caused by repeated head injuries. It causes the death of nerve cells in the brain, known as degeneration. CTE gets worse over time. The only way to definitively diagnosis CTE is after death during an autopsy of the brain.
What a spec, gotta be jordan
by CTExtraterrestrial February 02, 2024
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