Johnson Jacket

A condom

“ hey before we fuck in the asshole lemme use a Johnson jacket

by Lil circumcised November 24, 2019

Johnsoned

To get 'Johnsoned': Where a politician manipulates the prejudice, frustration and credulousness of a population to further his or her career regardless of the damage done.

Kansas got Johnsoned again
Britain got Johnsoned by BoJo over Brexit

by FedUpWithCrowers July 31, 2016

Johnson

Lion of the jungle

Johnson is a lion of the jungle

by Sam156 November 24, 2021

Toure Johnson

A real racist prick that likes to hang around asian guys but hes black. He also is a master gaslighter, extremely homophobic. Does not want his girlfriend to have she/they pronouns. He loves fighting and his a master anime weeb. He does not know taekwondo.

Bro this dude Toure Johnson is such a prick bastard!

by ToureIsABastard March 18, 2022

Sylvie Johnson

Sylvie is the most wonderful person you would ever meet. She is gorgeous and has the perfect body; Sylvie lights up any room she walks in with her warm hearted presence. The most trustful friend you will have.

guy 1: woah who is that, she is so pretty
guy 2: nah bro that’s Sylvie Johnson she has people lined up for miles guys and girls

by loverboy224 June 6, 2022

Jacob Johnson

A man who is very sexy and cute Adjective

You look like such a jacob johnson right now.

by Dave29382 December 18, 2023

Raunchy Johnson

A raunchy johnson, otherwise known as "cock coiling", is when you take another man's growth, and give it an indian burn. Place both hands on his dick, and twist hard in opposite directions. After twisting his junk enough, he will then collapse in sheer euphoria. Rumor has it this is named after Dwayne the Rock Johnson and his furious sexual appetite.

Me: My girlfriend came over yesterday.
Juarez: Oh yeah? Did she give you a raunchy johnson?
Me: Yeah, my dick felt like it was gonna split in half.

by Excra sauce March 18, 2019