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Horror jerk

Jerking off to a Benadryl induced hallucination whilst wearing a condom.
by God12231234 March 15, 2024
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Jerk Off a guy November

Every girl has to jerk pff a guy through out the month of november
A:”her today is nov. 1st”
B:”ok, i’ll meet you at your house in an hour”
A:”yup, because is jerk off a guy november
by ywBoys October 22, 2019
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Circles jerk

Timmy! You better not be having a circles jerk again! That's not what I meant by do your math homework!
by TrickyPiggy January 8, 2019
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Air jerking

Shaking your smart watch or phone to mimic movement so you don’t actually need to move
I didn’t close my rings today so I’ll just sit here air jerking while I finish my Cheetos
by Sister Wives April 6, 2021
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Jerk off

My parents nearly caught me jerk off last night! Hid the picture and dik
by AngelDustsFuckBuddy April 25, 2025
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wizard jerking

the sexual act of dressing an old homeless person and giving the a hand job, then letting them cum in a jar that is then emptied into a cauldron and mixed with different types of herbs. then the concoction is given to the same homeless person as a drink without telling him how it was made
"did you hear about the mass wizard jerking incident!? it was insane!"
by Serbian crab March 14, 2024
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Metaphysical Jerk Circle

a group activity purely done for the self-aggrandizement of its members through actions that clearly undercut its original goals; the activity reflects something far closer to a jerk circle than to what it was initially intended to be

also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion
Jessie retired from college debate after realizing it was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle.

Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.
by Masterdebator1 May 27, 2025
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