Canadian Jerk

when you beat your meat in a public setting

“Did you hear about John doing the canadian jerk in the bathroom?”

by Beepfofnejd December 18, 2022

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Am i the jerk?

The youtube channel that most frequently posts about drama, cheating, karens, and being punched beacuse they are rich; could also be a question asked to if they cid something bad

1. Have have you seen that channel” Am i the jerk?” channel its so cool!
2. Am i the jerk? for hitting my mom?

by Retro sukist December 24, 2022

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Scenic jerk

Beating it to Mother Nature, getting it off to the beauty of the earth

Josh and I ripped a scenic jerk last night!

by anonymous November 26, 2023

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When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.

"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."

by BenWyss December 7, 2023

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on jerk

Used for emphasis in a similar way as “on jah” or “on god,” but with even more emotion/urgency

“I swear on my nans and that’s ON JERK”

by get_josh December 12, 2023

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jerk off

Putting one's hand in the shape of a fist, leaving a hole in the middle to place over the male genitals. Once the process begins, rubbing their fist repeatedly in an up and down motion to the point where one begins to ejaculate semen. During this period of time, the constant physical touch brings one sexual please, allowing themself to release any built up tension or stress.

"Oh my god, I really need a nice jerk off session tonight."
"I started jerking off to porn, I came everywhere"

by wngacc.29 July 8, 2023

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