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Girl 1: That's boy is so silly!
Girl 2: That's my boyfriend and he's my Jake face. :)
Girl 1: Oh like a Cat Face?
Girl 2: Uh huh, but even more cute.
Girl 2: That's my boyfriend and he's my Jake face. :)
Girl 1: Oh like a Cat Face?
Girl 2: Uh huh, but even more cute.
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Get the the mind of jake paul mug.a dark colored australian primate with a flat nose and low forehead,normally found in the desert or redfern.Diet is known to include 2 stroke oil as well as varoius items found in the trash.The word jake originates from the sound they make when they bounce off your bumper or bonnet
by 1029384756 January 7, 2008
Get the jake mug.A published but then discarded Hobbit character from the Lord Of The Rings franchise, written by J R R Tolkien.
Jake was chosen first, over the character of Frodo Baggins, to be the carrier of the 'One Rind' an ancient strip of bacon rind forged long ago by the evil Jewish Necromancer "soups-on Goldstein".
Jake Nolan was quested to take the 'One Rind' to the cracks of 'Mount Pig Scrotum' where he was to cast it into the fiery sperm from once it came. No pun intended.
But alas Tolkien's first print was said to be "Far too Jewish for the public of it's time" and was unfortunately canned by the publishing company before it reached wide scale publication.
Only a few copy's survive of Tolkien's unread masterpiece for telling the heroic adventure of the debatable best protagonist that literature has never heard about, Jake.
Jake was chosen first, over the character of Frodo Baggins, to be the carrier of the 'One Rind' an ancient strip of bacon rind forged long ago by the evil Jewish Necromancer "soups-on Goldstein".
Jake Nolan was quested to take the 'One Rind' to the cracks of 'Mount Pig Scrotum' where he was to cast it into the fiery sperm from once it came. No pun intended.
But alas Tolkien's first print was said to be "Far too Jewish for the public of it's time" and was unfortunately canned by the publishing company before it reached wide scale publication.
Only a few copy's survive of Tolkien's unread masterpiece for telling the heroic adventure of the debatable best protagonist that literature has never heard about, Jake.
Carlos - "Damn Jim I'm covered in pig sperm"
Jim - "Just like the One Rind after Jake threw it into Mount Pig Scrotum?"
Carlos - "Yeah exactly"
Jim - "Just like the One Rind after Jake threw it into Mount Pig Scrotum?"
Carlos - "Yeah exactly"
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