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internet borrow

Internet borrowing, is in short, downloading something from the Internet that would otherwise cost money. Such as a book, or movie.

Usually this has the intent of deleting the content after being used/read/watched. This is usually used to avoid using the words download, pirate, or torrent, in online discussions to avoid bot based data mining techniques.

Alternate use is borrowing the use of someones Internet connection, usually without permission.
Buy (or internet borrow) a copy of the book, is really good.
by chasesan August 9, 2010
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Internetivist

A person who appears to be an activist on a social networking site such as facebook or twitter but that is the only place it happens. Kind of like a keyboard warrior, they are only an activist on the internet.

You get a lot of this around national disasters or for causes like cancer.

Used by people to make it seem like they care about something to impress others.
Someone's status update: insert any concept here 97% of people won't re-post this, the 3% who do are my friends.

Me: This guy is such a fucking internetivist.

Month's like, Change your picture to your favourite cartoon to support AIDS research in Africa.

Me: I'm sorry, how does this do anything at all?
by Skourge May 3, 2011
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internet depression

When you feel depressed over something that happens on the Internet, such as all your friends being banned from your favorite forum because you happened to share the same e-mail account or when you and your RP accounts get banned from Skype.
A: Did you hear about Kyle? Boy, did he suffer from internet depression.
B: What happened?
A: He got banned from Skype for RPing. Apparently, because he was RPing, people thought he was schizo since they actually thought he believed he was his own fictional characters.
B: Sweet baby Jesus. That's the worst thing that could happen to somebody.
A: I know, right?
by Thatguywith2020vision June 28, 2011
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internet conquistador

Someone who tries to be the first person in their social circle to discover and share links, images, articles, etc. from the web, in an attempt to look knowledgeable or cutting-edge.
Steve think he's such an internet conquistador for posting that link to a knitted Darth Vader cat costume on Facebook, but I totally saw it in my Craftzine.com RSS feed last week.
by Adrohn February 28, 2012
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internet me

When someone's cellphone is broken and therefore needs to be contacted through the internet.
Facebook status update: phone is broken. internet me.
by Draco723 April 14, 2012
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internet trucker

Larry: Hey Leon, I just bought some underwear from the internet, they were worn by an internet hooker!!

Leon: Damn Larry, you an internet trucker.
by CryingJesusHobo February 14, 2013
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internetvention

intervention: To help someone get a real life. Where Everyone gets together to help a friend that lives their life through, cell phone, I-pad, lap-top. And has no real life outside of the Internet.
internetvention : he or she lives her their through Face book, pinterest, e-mail, and texting. Everything in their life is 2 dimentional, and now they dont know how to have a real conversation, or interact in real real life capacity.
Socially crippled
by emotional September 8, 2012
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