Internetivist 

A person who appears to be an activist on a social networking site such as facebook or twitter but that is the only place it happens. Kind of like a keyboard warrior, they are only an activist on the internet.

You get a lot of this around national disasters or for causes like cancer.

Used by people to make it seem like they care about something to impress others.

Someone's status update: insert any concept here 97% of people won't re-post this, the 3% who do are my friends.

Me: This guy is such a fucking internetivist.

Month's like, Change your picture to your favourite cartoon to support AIDS research in Africa.

Me: I'm sorry, how does this do anything at all?

Internetivist by Skourge May 3, 2011

Internetitis 

A condition where one has an extreme obsession to be on the internet or be like people who they encounter on the internet. Similar to Text Talk.

1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.

2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.

Internetitis by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014

interactivist 

An interactivist is somebody who takes part in virtual activism on the internet, this is known as interactivism. Either through blogging or social media, petitions or hashtags, the spreading of ideas on the internet is becoming more and more effective.

I had Facebook apprehension so I signed an online petition through Facebook to get them to protect our privacy, and they changed their privacy policy! I'm an interactivist!

interactivist by MikeSynonymous October 7, 2010

aka internetitis 

inflammation caused through excesssive use of the internet. symptoms include dry, swollen eyes, retinal burning (images of web pages persist in vision even when eyes are closed). Disconnection from reality. Dreams of web searching. Cure= get outside with people, shop (brick & mortar style), sports, clubs, etc.

after playing 19 hours of online tetris you get up to microwave hot pockets in the kitchen & your brain continues to analyze and redistribute shapes and images such as floor tiles, cabinetry, or inanimate objects that may or may not even be there. Aka internetitis. "itis" indicates swelling such as tendonitis (swelling that occurs in thumbs, wrist, and elbows from excessive joystick handling. Encephalitis is brain swelling from too much info. see Elephantitis, Vaginitis, Retinitis, Appendicitis, otitis, tinnitis

aka internetitis by james ventura September 17, 2006

Internetisis

An illness, caught by spending too much time on the internet. Symptoms include; using 'lol' or other acronyms as words in everyday life, declaring actual objects to be photoshopped and sticking captions to cats.

Person 1: I think you'll find that you're mistaken
Person 2: omg! stfu!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Internetisis, I have a note from my doctor.
Person 1: Oh, I see. Hope it gets better.
Person 2: yeah, me too, lol.

Internetisis by SpaceCadet404 March 29, 2009

Internetist 

To be extremely against a internet browser(Internet Explorer/Older Alternatives).

You are Internetist against Internet explorer! You try to convince me to switch with violent cartoons, or harrasing names!

Internetist by Strawgate May 3, 2006

internetevision 

Watching television... on the internet.

I am never home when my favorite show is on TV, so I always end up watching it on internetevision.

internetevision by lincolnlog April 21, 2010