Pocket Rocket

The act of masturbating like a ninja. One leans over a table, with one hand on the table, tucks his "fireman" between his legs and moves his leg up and down while smiling like he's just doing nothing but hanging out.

The hot new intern walked by, so I did the old pocket rocket right then and there during the business meeting, with no one the wiser.

I saw a cute nun at Church and did the old pocket rocket during the "Hallelujah" hymn.

by JesusWasAGayBlackHomosexual December 3, 2010

Hot pocket

When you stuff your balls into someone's rectum or vagina.

"I totally hot pocketed Sarah last night, it was awesome!"

by Msmith December 11, 2006

Hot Pocket

A man who usually wears a red hat who is an asshole when the camera is off.

Man, Jordan is a complete, total Hot Pocket

by SWarrantS February 18, 2014

pocket check

Feeling, or tapping, one's pocket(s) to see if they remembered something important, such as a wallet or cellphone.

Steve: Shoot, I left my wallet back at the house.

Dave: Should've done a pocket check, man.

by Valtoire March 22, 2010

Pocket Text

When you see that you have a text, read it, and purposefully do not respond to it (analogous to a presidential pocket veto)

"I told her lets hang out but she never responded...I think she went with a pocket text"

by lexmasterflex11 December 2, 2009

Hot Pocket

When in a sleeping bag, and you break wind. i.e. Much like a Dutch Oven but in an enclosed setting such as a sleeping bag.
A real, genuine hot pocket, in the setting of a zipped up sleeping bag would be to shart.

I was lying in a sleeping bag on the floor and farted, it was hot and smelly, much like a hot pocket.

by Matt S. S. April 12, 2007

Hot Pocket

When you take a crap in a girls vagina.

That hot pocket really burned last night. Did you eat mexican?

by colitisforlife November 7, 2010