Home snack 

When you come home and your dad gives you a snack. Then when you finish your "snack" he penetrates you in the ass.

Hello friend how was your fresh home snack last night?

Home snack by Wet stick February 24, 2018

war brought home 

A war brought home is a war-by any major definition- started overseas that has been controlled there, has brought forth attacks on home soil. These attacks are not always physical. They usualy destroy the morale, and indifferance the opposition has felt.

The war brought home is often the beggining of the end for that war in terms of the attacked country.

9-11 was a war brought home for the united states.

Hiroshima and Nagasaki were a war brought home.


The German invasion of the USSR was a war brought home for Stalin.


The realisation that machines could work faster than people in mass production was a war brought home for manual workers.

war brought home by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

I'll Be Home for Christmas

A movie with a great storyline, but terrible, cheesy actors/actresses.

Frank: Man, I saw I'll Be Home for Christmas yesterday. I just wanted to shoot myself. The acting is awful!

Bob: I know :)

I'll Be Home for Christmas by Steak Grilla December 22, 2008

inside the park home run

When the chick you initially thought would ask you to pull out allows you to jizz inside her.

Oh yeahhhh...last night her Ludwig was so tight and I even hit an inside the park home run!

inside the park home run by danman1202 June 22, 2008

home cookin' 

first you find yourself an overweight black woman, then cover her entire body in mashed potatoes.. then jiz in a frying pan and fry it, when its done (shouldnt take long) pour it on top of the potatoes. then lick it allll off. there have been some arguments of how to lick it off, but when your in the situation, your way will just come to you. enjoy..

now that was some good home cookin'

home cookin' by The Blumpkin Monster September 14, 2004

Home Fuck 

n. 21th century. Like calling some one a "pussy", means wuss.

GUY 1: Did you kick his ass Tom?

Guy 2: Fuck yea, He was a "Home fuck"!

Home Fuck by Thomas Meadow August 29, 2006

foster's home for imaginary friends 

A completely over-rated piece of bullshit that kids like to watch and spout about how much this cartoon makes them want to wet their pants in joy. The characters are repetitive and unlikable, the animation is in the 'HOLY GRAIL' flash, and it is repeated 20 times a day thanks to Cartoon Networks 'refreshing' schedule.

Stating your dislike for this show can often result in fantard overdrive. Also,mispronouncing the title Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends' can also bring in mass fantard overdrive.

Mac: Hey Bloo, what are you doing?
Bloo: I'm going to do something to prove that yet again I'm an asshole but since I'm the star of the show, people will like me regardless.
Mac: Isn't that what you did LAST episode?
Bloo: Yes, but this is Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends and no one will notice if the plots are repeated! WE'RE ANIMATED IN FLASH!!

foster's home for imaginary friends by Someonehasspoken March 10, 2007