Albanian Goat Fucker

The Albanian goat fucker is a special kind of mentally challenged individual.
It fuck all sorts of goats. Like all of them. It's scary.
There is also a 3-man band called The Albanian Goat Fuckers. They be nice.

Hey man, did you see the Albanian Goat Fucker?
The band or a retard?
Yes

by albaniangoatlover May 28, 2020

HP MOTHER FUCKER

Something you shout out when you are with a group of friends when crazy shit just went down, and you dont know what to say.

Jim: Dude, watch this
Taylor: what r you doing? AH!
Jim: hahahahahahahha!
Taylor: was that a fire cracker that almost fucking hit my ear or did u? What the fuck just happened!
Jim: That was so
Taylor: So what?
Jim: HP MOTHER FUCKER!

badass HP Mother fucker O MY FUCKING GOD
HP MOTHER FUCKER

by Grams69. June 28, 2009

Adios Mother Fucker

A drink containing a very large amount of alcohol. The name supposedly comes from what the bartender could say when he serves you one. Google for recipes. Sometimes abbreviated as AMF.

I think I had a couple of Adios Mother Fuckers last night but I don't remember exactly.

by G. Brandt May 15, 2006

funny little fucker

A term of endearment for someone familiar, sometimes for a companion animal whose behavior is generally amusing.

Oh Max, you are such a funny little fucker!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 23, 2019

frequent fucker miles

The imaginary mileage credits given to someone who has earned them through frequent sexual intercourse.

He was able to earn more frequent fucker miles in his own mind, in a shorter time, than anyone who had ever lived.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019

Mother Fucker Please

Used when responding to another persons outlandish request, claim, or statement.

Boss: "I need that report on my desk in the morning."

Employee: "Did you say in the morning? Mother Fucker Please."

by StumpEase November 9, 2010

Fuck the Fucking Fuckers

a valid sentence consisting of 75% cussing

aw fuck the fucking fuckers!

by [c0x0r] November 3, 2003