Ethan

An AI drone sent by a Tech Giants to advertise their products while also appearing to be a normal dude.

Person 1: Who's that weird guy who loves Apple?

Person 2: Oh that's Ethan. Why do you ask?

Person 1: I don't know it just always feels like he is advertising Apple to me. It's like Steve Jobs Hired him to sell products.

by Neegle64 July 4, 2022

Ethan Goodwin

This is a man that chases dreams and people with the lack of true perception, leaving his intentions all but a distant thought. He will control his actions all to impress the alphas in which surround him. Ethan Goodwin lacks finesse in the mating season which leaves him depressed between the sun rising and setting. The properties to his characteristics leave him with expectations far higher than what’s attainable and his single status is prolonging each and every day

Hi, Do you know how I can become extremely very cool?

I don’t know man, ask Ethan Goodwin

by Blondy123 May 30, 2020

Ethan

good nice boy
that smart boy that with passion to be somebody

Fabi: ethan has 12 pack
Morgan: i know here showed me

by papi69213 December 17, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is someone with a fat forehead

Ethan.

by Rautic December 14, 2021

Ethan

Is a bitch

Look at Ethan

by Pimping big September 14, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a guy who always smiles. He's always cheerful; you would be hard pressed to find him sad or mad. He is also obsessed with drinking milk. He's a God-fearing man and is very loyal to his family and friends.

Everyone needs an Ethan in their lives!

by Snapple.d.app December 11, 2018

Ethan

Human Perfection

“Ethan literally just defines perfection”

“Ethan did that so perfectly”

by Xman8a November 23, 2021