douche poop 

good derogitory term when referring to your ex or other insigificant morons you have to deal with in your life.

Dad's such a douche poop. He dropped his dog off and hasn't come to pick her up for a week. What a douche poop!

douche poop by Tessa Jane September 26, 2005

douche baguette 

A common alternative to the Italian "strunzo" or "strunz de asse".

My grandkids, Tom and John, are really getting on my nerves. Oh well, what to you expect. They're a couple of real douche baguettes. Madonna.

douche baguette by Giovanni Strunzo August 19, 2007

Douche Nozzle 

The blabber mouth tradesman, usually an electrician with a penchant for soapbox sermons. The ever-willing preacher of self-righteousness with a lack of self-reflection, always pointing out the faults of others and incessantly thumping his chest in a deluded victory when in any given social situation. The Douche Nozzle possesses social skills that are Neanderthal level attempts to detract from their own self-loathing caused by mundane physical attributes such as excess body hair, extra digits or even poor fashion sense.

That new guy is a real douche nozzle, he hasn't shut up once today and he's pissing me off with his glorious yarns of honor and integrity, the guy is so full of shit and just shy of being a fuckstick. Heck, did you see the guy, he looks like a Wookie, has 12 toes and dresses like a lumberjack and he's trying to tell me how i should run my life.

Douche Nozzle by Adolph Oliver Nipple December 3, 2009

Douche Baggins 

1.Derrogatory term used to insult a Lord of The Rings fanatic.
derived from the root terms "douche bag" (see Dumb Ass) and Frodo Baggins (a key character in the saga films).

Tony: "Hey Joe, wanna camp out for the new Lord of the Rings movie and read the novel while we wait?"

Joe: "You're such a Douche Baggins."

Douche Baggins by PK Snau October 16, 2005

Douche Beard 

A full beard and sideburns with a mustache that may or may not be trimmed that is worn my a man with a bald head.

Chris Daughtry often sports a douche beard

Douche Beard by Bigs73 June 27, 2014

Douche Beard 

A douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.

A fat douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.

The beard is dirty. It will usually contain some food particles or maybe even insects.

Picture a douche bag with a dirty Abe Lincoln style facial hair.

Rick: Look at that guys douche beard
Tom: Its nasty dude, I saw him eat a bean from it

Douche Beard by my_cack November 2, 2009

Douche-o-virus 

A particularly virulent strain of the common cold that causes one to turn into an industrial-strength douchebag

Shit, man, I think Dave caught the Douche-o-Virus.

Douche-o-virus by Dr. Cornelius June 21, 2003