coffee cake ass

A coffee cake is usually used by thirsty douche bags when they see a women with a nice butt. They would disrespect her by yelling "Coffee Cake Ass!!" Your butt brings the douche bags to the yard.
Ina: Dam girl you got a coffee cake ass!!
Jake: Bring that CCA over here girl!!

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by kys.kms June 27, 2016
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Peruvian Coffee

This term is used to describe an awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. It is often used to describe someone who doesn't care about showering or personal hygiene. This term has nothing to do with Peru or the people of Peru. Only the smell of the coffee.
Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, because you smell like Peruvian Coffee!
by ugaatl September 8, 2025
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Coffee Lock

A reaction to drinking too much coffee. The entire body becomes stiffened and taut, and every muscle aches. It is utter pain.
"Good god my whole body hurts...must be a coffee lock."
by Th3R0ach March 13, 2023
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coffee hole

Another name for Coffee Catz in Sebastopol--where people go to sit there and drink coffee, chain smoke, and talk shit all. day. long. There's even coffee hole time, which is reeeaaaal slooowww.
Catherine: where have you been for the last 50 million hours?
Meredith: sitting on my ass at coffee hole, where else?
by Mermalium July 23, 2008
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A single origin shade-grown coffee from Colombia. Please thank these farmers.
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by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023
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coffee with milk

a coolidiculous/very offensive, depending on the context, term for a bi-racial, or perceived to be bi-racial, person
the phrase coffee with milk, under certain circumstances, can actually offend the person you are talking to. please do not use it à tort et à travers
by Sexydimma January 31, 2015
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Greek coffee

When you jerk it into a coffee mug and use the semen as creamer
“Cream or sugar today sir?”

No thank you, I’ll be having greek coffee today, just bring the pot and a mug”
by TheCiscoKidd November 4, 2020
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