by Lloyd Banks September 14, 2004

A person who is a extreme Muscle car lover, and the type that doesn't like anything that is foreign, aka a nationalist. Primary reason for their muscle car love is the "America, FUCK YEA" attitude. Uses derogatory words to describe anything from Japan or Europe. Thinks that engine power is the only aspect of a performance car. Can be seen doing burnouts in a beat up automatic 94 mustang, which later gets smoked by a Subaru Impreza wagon with half the displacement and cylinders. Doesn't get the point of "handling". Thinks that all import cars are Honda Civics. Not to be confused with a car enthusiast.
Subaru Wagon driver: "Hey is that the 5.0?"
Muscle car Junkie: "no, its a 4.6, too much for you to handle"
*Mustang loses by 5 car lengths*
Subaru Wagon driver: "good thing that race didn't have any turns"
Muscle car Junkie: "no, its a 4.6, too much for you to handle"
*Mustang loses by 5 car lengths*
Subaru Wagon driver: "good thing that race didn't have any turns"
by NSX4244 September 2, 2010

A bucnh of really shitty cars parked in an empty lot. usually old datsun pickups and thirty year old toyota cars
by everyonesgrudge October 16, 2008

When you take an epic, unwipeable dump. All avenues to a clean butthole have failed. Go straight to shower and do not pass go,
by RobertOfLocksley August 3, 2015

Dropping a chicken wing in a pint of cheap beer, chugging it, then eating the chicken wing. This is usually done with hot wings, ranch is optional.
by Creator: Bone April 30, 2008

A Keystone Car Wash is the exact same thing as an Irish Car Bomb but instead the poor individual uses Keystone instead of Guinness.
Drink is made as follows: 1. take a shot or double-shot glass and fill half-full of Bailey's Irish Cream 2. fill the rest of the shot or double-shot glass full of Irish Whiskey. The whiskey and Baileys should remain separate. Drop it into a half-pint of Keystone! 4. Drink quickly!
Drink is made as follows: 1. take a shot or double-shot glass and fill half-full of Bailey's Irish Cream 2. fill the rest of the shot or double-shot glass full of Irish Whiskey. The whiskey and Baileys should remain separate. Drop it into a half-pint of Keystone! 4. Drink quickly!
Oh gawd, that Keystone Car Wash was almost as good as an Irish Car Bomb. Next time bring some Guinness.
by KCWInvetor September 7, 2010

conversation car crash, when two or more people are having an awkward conversation and go to speak at the same time, but it's so delightfully awkward that nobody can choose to speak next.
Adam: bloody weather it's
Dave: (same time) it's
Adam:...
Dave:...go on...
Adam: no it's ok, you go.
Dave: i was just-
Adam: huh?
Dave:...what a conversation car crash
Dave: (same time) it's
Adam:...
Dave:...go on...
Adam: no it's ok, you go.
Dave: i was just-
Adam: huh?
Dave:...what a conversation car crash
by shuffleTitan February 21, 2010
