buttered cactus

When a guy is so hairy, his dick grows side-burns. Shaving often leaves stubble behind making it feel like a cactus inside your vagina.

Man, old man Jenkins was rockin a serious buttered cactus last night.
Thing was rough!

by ThiccBoi Jenkins April 22, 2018

Butter Email

Noun: The female equivalent to sending a dick pict. A picture of a moist vagina sent unsolicited via email, usually via a service like Yahoo or Hotmail.

It was butter emails that finally got to him to finish.

by Dr. Johnson February 14, 2022

Butter rolled

When something happened to you while you're naked

hey man what happened yesterday?
Yooo i got totally butter rolled yesterday.

by Skoout May 15, 2016

buttered the rolls

When you bust a nut on a fat girls rolls

Hunter buttered the rolls of taylor

by Hunter Andrew August 28, 2017

PeeButt Butter

That last foamy, slimy, sticky blot of juicy shit around the dirt hole that smears on toilet paper after an unforgiving explosive bout of liquid diarrhea.

I had to wash my hands when the peebutt butter went through the toilet paper...as usual.

by RatchetRoyce November 10, 2017

Nutter butter

A weak and lame individual. A nobody who doesn’t matter. Someone who is fake, a show boat who can’t deliver. All bluster

Look at this nutter butter with the gold chain

by P drizzle October 22, 2017

butter button

A button that always comes loose all on its own

My butter button is one slip away from getting replaced

by V-Popp April 14, 2015