Neon Black

a color almost impossible to define, although retards think its a blacklight. (its not!)
a retarded color thought up by a smartass (myself), mainly used to brush off annoying douchebags, or stun idiots for a short time so you can escape the barrage of stupidity while they try to think about it.

guy: hey jokero, whats your favorite color?

Jokero: neon black

guy: wtf is neon black? *derrrr*

Jokero: fuck you thats what! *runs*

by JokeroX42 October 16, 2008

Black Banshee

Black Banshee is a rock band formed in Hershey, PA by their lead singer Josh Harner and bassist, Billy Vortexx. They play mostly glam rock from the 1980s along with other popular rock songs. Billy Vortexx writes most of the lyrics for the band.

rock n' roll black banshee

by iloverockmusic September 18, 2011

blacked out

When you've had so much to drink, you literally cannot function in a social situation. Sometimes victims possess the knowledge that they have indeed drank too much, sometimes the situation is known only by your peers. The words "Im so wasted" or " I shouldnt be here" frequent the victim. The next day, one will not remember anything that happened during the event.

Guy 1 (Sober): Sup Homie?
Guy 2 (Hammered Still): (scratchy throat) Ugh wtf you calling me for?
Guy 1: You was crazy drunk last night fool. Its 4:00 in the afternoon.
Guy 2: What? How'd I end up sleeping on this countertop?
Guy Sober: You were f*cking nutz last night, Im not suprised you blacked out.

by xxCrunked Upxx January 15, 2008

black velvet

In the song of same name, "Black Velvet if you please" is a reference to Elvis Presley. No wonder women in Karaoke bars singing the song have seemed so surprised when I've bought them a shot of Black Velvet booze.

"Black velvet with that slow southern style"

by Larry Barker September 3, 2006

Black Pickle

A polite way to say "terd" in front of the kiddies.

You're such a black pickle Tyler!" or "I'm going to go make some black pickles

by notperfectjustclose March 5, 2011

Black Republican

An oxymoron. What visible minority would vote for a party that only cares about rich white men?

Michael Steele is a Black Republican . He is the first black leader of the Republican Party.

by Emcee D February 3, 2009

Black Tide

A very good rock band that is quickly crawling to the top. One of their best songs is called "Shockwave".

You should listen to Black Tide on iTunes.

by spasticpancreas April 4, 2008