Average Asshole 

Any teenager who's rich parents bought them a LT-1/LS-1 car and pay all expenses for it.

Any teenager that thinks it is cool to make their LT-1/LS-1 car as loud as possible using shitty exhasut and coay hangers to hold it together.

See FuckWagon

I was stuck behind the average asshole today in traffic.
This average asshole was driving his loud-ass camaro like a Fuckwagon

Average Asshole by Aswormboy December 18, 2003

Closet Asshole 

One who comes off to most as kind but is actually an asshole.
Hence the name "Closet Asshole": meaning and asshole in the closet.
Closet Assholes are normally really nice to those they don't know but do subtle mean things that aren't super mean but are slightly irritating.
Pretty much antagonists or rebels.

ex 1: someone that leaves you to fend for yourself when the weird chick you find gross asks you out.
"My besfriend is such a Closet Asshole!"

ex 2: someone that when you say not to touch your stuff they poke it.

Closet Asshole by SexyA7XFreak July 8, 2011

Intellectual asshole 

A person who claims that their superior education and advnaced degrees qualifies that person to know better than you. Typically this person comes from a sheltered rich white family from the suburbs and has spent most of their life in academia and has no clue about the real world.

Margo, who grew up in the white suburbs thinks because she has a Ph.D in liberal arts that she is an expert of racism. Therefore, Maro is an Intellectual asshole.

Intellectual asshole by xxxTHX1138xxx February 12, 2007

Dylans Asshole

A place where children hide, they fear never to return. The only two people who have ever returned from the black hole is Tala and Jean Micheal, from a brave adventure that lasted 50 minutes in Dylans bedroom. The children need wheel chairs.

"Dylans asshole sucked in the world"

Dylans Asshole by meowkat22alex October 16, 2008

Gaping Asshole 

An anus with humongous size, usually in diameter. See wordgoatse/word

He crammed his sticky thick love shaft into her gaping asshole.

Gaping Asshole by Omniverse March 28, 2003

Funny Asshole 

1. A cool faggot that makes fun of you while making others laugh their asses off at you.

2. Another word for teasing.

3. Person of high social value and status.

Victim: Hi
Funny Asshole: KiSS my natrally born purple, metal ass.
Victim: :'..... [LOL! Fucking baka.
Funny Asshole: baka? baaa ur a sheep?
Victim: baka is a japanese word for idiot =_= and you need to learn world langauge to go to college.
Funny Asshole: AHAHA UR GONNA need the WORD BAKA to go to college!
Victim: T.T ...LOL!

Funny Asshole by Tdstyle August 15, 2006

Fuck you, asshole! 

a phrase that the Terminator picks up during a fight to get some clothes. He uses it later on a custodian.

dialog from the 1984 movie "The Terminator":

Custodian: Do you have any trash?

Terminator: Fuck you, asshole!

Fuck you, asshole! by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2008