Tard

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The act of not listening to someones side of the story
by Wumaxon August 09, 2023
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Tard

Shorted version of Bastard or retard. Used to describe someone who is being an idiot.

Also see Fucktard.
by General Spoon April 16, 2008
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A fucking idiot who eats in class. Especially on the days where there's no nutrition.
Guy 1: Are you fags eating in class?
Guy 3: I'M HUNGRY!!!! I DIDN'T EAT BREAKFAST!!
Guy 1: You fuckin' lazy tard! Next time, you should remember to eat breakfast!
Guy 2: *yells at the top of his lungs* FUCK!
*Whole class laughs*
by BillyIha March 29, 2017
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Isn't smack down on tonight? No today is Monday you "Tard "
by King Azreal October 05, 2018
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Short for Retardican. Low or lacking in intelligence. Low mental capacity of Republicans.
Oh well he is a retardican that explains it.

He is a retardican that is why he is so stupid.

She is a retardican that is why she votes against her own rights.

All tards vote that way.

You would have to be a tard to vote against your self interests.

Only tards vote against themselves
by TardObserver November 19, 2013
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Contrary to popular belief, tard is not short for retarded. That is totally offensive. Tard is actually a combination of two words put into one. Tard is the words lard and turd put together. It's still an insult.

Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"

Boy - "What?! You jerk!"
by The Universe in a Tube September 16, 2016
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