Noodle boi

This person is a simp for anything with noodles, especially mac n' cheese

Aw man my friend is such a Noodle boi, he practically lives off mac n' cheese

by Lorrie ·3· September 8, 2020

discombobulated noodle

amazing, fantastic, the best person you will ever meet, super funny and kind but single ready to mingle

shut up you discombobulated noodle

by discombobulated noodle May 3, 2018

Juan noodle

A sexual position where the woman is on top backwards, and the male slides down a set of stairs. This allows his body to wiggle/flap like a noodle while the woman is riding in a basic reverse cowgirl.

Melinda told me we can do the Juan Noodle tonight! I hope I don’t get too many bruises on my back.

by Domgirl24 January 29, 2024

Noodle baser

One who sucks up noodles off the base of a wiener

Mikey loves noodles and wieners so much he would be crowned king noodle baser of the year

by Stone fleshman April 5, 2020

Noodle fart

a popular phrase spoken by people called samuel

Person 1: Hello
Samuel: NOODLE FART WITH THE PENIS AND THE FART AND THE SHID

by kaerukani March 14, 2021

Soosa Noodles

An incredibly smelly soop that is so toxic if you are near it your eyebrows will fry off.

Hey did you watch Soosa Noodles stream? yeah but my eyebrows got fried off :(

by Bee Bun May 23, 2024

The Juan Noodle

Nobody knows where it came from, or what it truly is. But, the Juan Noodle has stood the test of time as a top-level sex position. It will continue to baffle the great minds of science, and pleasure those who assume the position.

Brotherrr! Me and McKenna did the Juan Noodle after doggy last night!

by BOOTS; The man not the cat. November 19, 2023