Poop noodle

A long string of shit straight out the anus

Ohh i just had a 12 inch poop noodle come out my ass

by Buce bungus February 24, 2018

Noodle loaf

Loaf of bread made out of chicken penis’s, fly vomit, and snail butthole

I tried noodle loaf today and it tasted like dusty blinds

by Upsidedownelaphantboobs April 03, 2021

electric noodle

that feeling when your arms go limp

‘’ah man staying in that position has my arms weird and tingly’

“yeah like an electric noodle”

by randeyverse May 10, 2025

uncle noodle

the performance of felatio on a flaccid penis through the time it become erect and until completion.

Troy: Hilary woke me up to the an uncle noodle!

David: So I guess you can say you started your day off on the right foot.

Troy: dude shut your corny ass up

by RanchOnEverythang March 26, 2016

noodle neckted

when you have such a big head that it wont stay up straight

I'm trying to do sisters hair and she keeps being noodle neckted.

by James noodle December 24, 2017

wank noodle

A term for the male reproductive organ known as a penis.

Jim cried out in pain after he was struck in his wank noodle.

by ThatPurple July 30, 2017

eat forks with noodles

Something Asians like to do to insult white people

Joe: yo I saw Mr Miyagi eat forks with noodles yesterday
John: bruh

by maximitis November 10, 2024