donkey coke

When a dumbass buys baking soda when they think it's cocaine.( Usually a dumb bitch)

That dumbass Sarah bought 5 kg. of fucking donkey coke.......DUMBASS!!!

by D.CHUCK October 10, 2008

Donkey Punch

The non-sexual form of Donkey Punch. Getting in a fight and throwing an inhumanly hard right cross, giving the other individual serious or even permanent brain damage.

"Bro, I got in a fight with Robbie yesterday and Donkey Punched after he pushed me. Now I have a court date and a fucking medical bill.

by The Spicy Memer May 20, 2017

spronkle donkey

someone who is a stupid little bitch like your motherfucking teacher u fucking cunt

MR.C is a spronkle donkey

by maurpo February 28, 2017

Swamp Donkey

There are two types of women, swamp donkeys and dirt squirrels:
A swamp donkey is there just "to take the load".
A dirt squirrel "gathers her nuts for the winter".

"Dude, that girl you were with last night was a total swamp donkey"

by IndustrialPig February 5, 2012

flying donkey

same as donkey punch

right after having anal sexual intercourse, punch your girlfriend in the kidney, liver, whatever....
you know the rest....

by The Urban August 4, 2003

donkey balls

chocolate covered balls

Lets go get some donkey balls!ummmmmmmmmm.

by haley erika barrtvedtt January 12, 2009

donkey dick

To goof off, procrastinate, stall, or waste time.

Quit donkey dicking around.

If you hadn't been donkey dicking around, you would've been done in fifteen minutes- not an hour.

by gameoverDude September 1, 2005