Polish my seat

When a man rubs his erect penis between your butt cheeks and ejaculates. His cum is then rubbed into your skin, giving your seat a good polishing.

Polish Peter used his polish peter to polish my seat

by BBootyKing November 5, 2018

No Nudity In My Film

'No nudity in my film' a saying by a special kind of retard. Christian Phillips in the youtube video 'Christian has gone rogue'
He spurted this worthless set of words when his friend was zipping up his pants pocket. Christian realized this would be the perfect time to make a funny blooper for their VERY professional class film. Running up and yelling "NO NUDITY IN MY FILM!" it is very common to also associate this saying with the Omae wa moe shinderu meme.

Christian: "Yeah dude! I live on Kipling and Eglinton..."
*Richard is zipping his pants pocket*
Christian: "Omae wa moe, shinderu!"
Richard: "Nani!?"
*Loud noises of absolute destruction and devastation followed by Christian's ultimate one liner*
Christian: "No nudity in my film!!!!!!!"

by RadicalRads11 November 8, 2018

Oh my Torta

its like saying omg, but better!

you: "Eduardos pregnant"
me: "OH MY TORTA"

by gorlli November 9, 2018

glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.

Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫

by Cape Horn November 9, 2018

Yank my Dank

The act of yanking ones dank implies he is is pulling on his penis

I cant yank my dank because its no nut november

by DANK_YANKER November 12, 2018

My Aunt Pammy:For Her Birthday

Hey people so this is for my aunt anyway,Hallo Aunt Pammy I love you!!! happy Birthday you are amazing and although you can be annoying you make it up by leaving us alone to calm down.There are many flaws about everybody in this world and there are people with more than other but you are one with a small amount of flaws and even though it may not seem like it I love you more than Eric,Mommy, And Grammy combined!I love you sooooooo much

My Aunt Pammy:For Her Birthday:Hey! That was only so I can post this!!!

by Tree_Forest November 12, 2018

Baffles my cranium

To have your mind blown , or to be in a state of shock because you can’t believe what just happened causing you to be unable to comprehend what has just happened

Man: “Dude you heard about how sally slept with her bestfriends boyfriend?”
Mans friend: Dude what are you serious?! I can’t believe it. That really Baffles my Cranium

by Abbjuiceee February 20, 2019