complete fucking plank

A phrase used to describe someone that has just done/said somthing so stupid, you'd think it's not possible

G. W. Bush: They misunderestimate me
Tony Blair: You complete fucking plank!!

by the lad sat down June 14, 2009

Fucking around with sharks

get a bro and go to the mall and get arrested over something ridiculous but also have fun at the same time.

sears security guard: HEY dont jump on those beds
Bro 1: nahhh ( punch sears security guard in the stomech and run to zellers)
We were fucking around with sharks

by Cody Thompsom January 18, 2011

captain fuck a bitch

A senior that has had many sexual adventures with women in his Fj Cruiser. Most people tend to avoid sitting in the back seat do to certain "stains" on the seats. This person does not have sex with just one group of girls but a wide variety. Must have an overall sex count of 51 to qualify. Fat, ugly, or freshmen do not count.

I saw Captain fuck a bitch on rocky hill last night with another bitch!

by The Captain06 May 3, 2014

kentucky fried fuck

When your gf is so fat, you roll her in flour and then fuck the wet spot.

That cow from the bar last night was so big, I gave her a kentucky fried fuck.

by Smart gluestick July 6, 2019

fuck boy phase

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A stage where most teenage boys are into more than one girl and this phase ends with time

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Jason is going through the fuck boy phase right now

by lelem June 5, 2019

Fuck you, it's January

Fuck, you it's January. is term used to commentate on the fact that a lot of shitty movies typically come out on January as way to just get them out of the way. It's like Hollywood taking a big shit at the start of the year to just get it done. Term was coined by Redlettermedia.

Why is "Monster Trucks" (2017 movie) a thing and why is coming out in January?
Because Fuck you, it's January.

by Doggythescholar January 18, 2017

absolute fucking unit

a person can win a baskball game without teammates and destorys lebron james

he absolute fucking unit on the baskball court

by fwejweoieijf August 24, 2021