Senpai suck my ass

When you want an upperclassman to lick your butthole.

That upperclassman is so hot!!! Senpai suck my ass!

by ILikeWaffles123 July 1, 2016

sun shines from his ass

When one thinks so highly of oneself, sees oneself as superior to most humanity and generally feels the earth evolves around him and the sun shines from his ass.

This is an Israeli expression.

Benjamin seems to think the sun shines from his ass, or he wouldn't dare behave to us as he does.

by Karpada July 28, 2014

more ass than a toilet seat

you're getting more action than a public toilet seat. you are definitely pimpin' with the ladies

Ramon is so cool and suave with them Swedish girls - he gets more ass than a toilet seat.

by Pimpmeister May 9, 2006

Blowing bubbles out your ass

Bullshitter, Someone who lies about important facts.
Wasting other peoples time.

"Stop Blowing Bubbles out your ass and tell me what's really going on here!."

by Paulodox6 September 23, 2013

still getting my ass kicked

When one has done some mind-altering substance, and the time in which it should have worn off has passed a while ago, yet your mind is still... Altered.

When you're still high after smokinga bowl 12 hours ago of some mid-grade marijuana.

"Man, I smoked a while ago and I'm still getting my ass kicked!"

by dnyde June 5, 2007

blow smoke up one's ass

Tobacco Smoke Enema (1750's-1810s)
The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patients rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration, but doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “Blow smoke up one’s ass.”

I don't trust him, he's just trying to "blow smoke up one's ass".
Oh don't believe him, he's just blowing smoke up your ass!

by Chafu August 18, 2009

pound sand up your ass

A common expression in the Army during the 70's & 80's.
A phrase used by equals to tell each other off, used by superiors to shut up subordinates.
A method of dismissing a stupid person.
The only possible use when you find yourself with a stick,
a funnel, some lube and a bag of sand.
A polite way to say fuck off.

Worker: "Hey boss, why don't we shut this job done and call
it a day, I'm tired."
Boss: " How can you be tired? You haven't done a damn thing all day. Maybe you should stay home tomorrow and pound sand up your ass!"

by jsd9632 January 8, 2012