blowing smoke up your ass

To say things deliberatly to anger someone. It comes from cockfighting where they blow smoke up a roosters ass before they put him into the ring to fight.

He's just blowing smoke up your ass, ignore him.

by Javier xavier caviar June 13, 2017

i ant up on nothing right now

Not seeing no one at all.

I ant up on nothing right now ,My ex-girlfriend that had lived with me for a few years, and I were having.a talk over the phone after a visit over the holidays. We hadn't been together in couple of years before her visit.Well out of the blue she shouts out I ant up on nothing right now. Am like what! Were and way you say that I hadnt asked or accuse her of anything. It was a surprise to be but you know it open up questions , She says I just saying am not with no one, Meeting guys up at the hot springs for one night stands ,is not up on no one. Dam Boys that hurt Tx ant never got so far from AZ.like it just did, and she says on the last night of 10 days together . Loving was good and very heart felt but no sweetheart am not your head case , shut the front door its one at the back better.

by Lead em in deep, February 10, 2014

tell your eye to wake the fuck up

A rude insult you make to someone who has lazy-eye or is cross-eyed

Mike: Bro you got shit in your eye!

Dan: Don't even start me with your eyes! Tell your eye to wake the fuck up

by Mr. Anonymous435 December 10, 2013

alabama balls to wall wake up call

Is that act of putting Hot sauce on a guys balls and dick. while he’s sleeping.

I heard Ashley’s found out Jake was cheating, she gave him a Alabama balls to wall wake up call.

by cafetrollcat March 12, 2020

wrapped up like a pish hoose spicket

A person who wears many layers of clothes.

Look at her..."wrapped up like a pish hoose spicket"

by Big Mairtin November 8, 2021

ur such a karen, like just shut up

when ur mother is being a little bit of a bitch, not only reserved for your mother, can be used for your father if he is still around. Tbh homie probably left u but idk. also used to a friend or enemies,can be used for other family aswell u can use it for teachers aswell , instead of swearing at them, it will get u into a bit less trouble

SHUT UPPPPP ur such a Karen, like just shut up..... no one cares about what u have to say

by Laraaaaaaz September 1, 2021

pocket-up, un-pocket, and re-pocket

pocket-up: to fill your pockets with your guy stuff - wallet, keys, spare change, tissues, bill clip, etc.

un-pocket: removing everything from your pockets

re-pocket: putting everything back in your pocket after un-pocketing at a security screening.

The act of putting your guy stuff in your pockets each morning and taking them out each evening. Also when going through a security screening.

On days that I travel it seems like all I do is pocket-up, un-pocket, and re-pocket. Maybe I should just carry a purse.

by SmileK33 July 5, 2012