fuck me boots

boots that are way to high and extreamly thin that give the "impression" that they want u to fuck them. Shoes that r way to thin to even walk in.

omg i think i want to wear my fuck me boots!! I might get lucky!!

by koala May 13, 2005

fart fuck fucker

A person who likes to fuck a fart fuck.

Hey fart fuck! Wanna go fuck? Cause you see, I'm a fart fuck fucker!

by GuyNextDoor May 18, 2006

fucking ass ton

1000e23 of something, or equal to approximately 166 mol (166.05388631270122098592336297644 mol)

Lays Original > Pringles x 1,000e23

Yeah, even a fucking ass ton of Pringles could not beat Lays Original

by FATFTW December 6, 2006

fuck up the shut

An alternate way of saying "shut the fuck up".

Guy 1: Hey, I have a 15 foot penis.
Guy 2: Dude, fuck up the shut.

by Gangsta Numba Ninizzle. March 25, 2009

Fucking F-Swear

1. To agree with something.
2. Reaction to something that went from.

1.Lets go to the Package Store and get some beer.
Fucking F-Swear, lets do it.

2. Dude, you just split beer on the floor.
Aw, fucking f-swear

by Anonymous October 16, 2002

bake n' fuck

The state of being high off of marijuana and also participating in sexual intercourse

Dude, me and jill bake n' fucked last night! It was mad chill!

by jesseeee May 11, 2007

fucking wierdo transvestite

1. A transvestite who is a Fucking wierdo
2. Stange man who lived in a cave, The police found loads of women's shoes in the cave and the police officer said: "must be a transvestite!"

Well, he's a fucking wierdo transvestite. Now THAT is an exeutive transvestite!

by Joe December 8, 2004