Shit Spit

When you have one long, continuous turd that you're trying to shit out but it never stops coming out. Alternatively, the term can also mean sudden bursts of diarrhea.

Person 1: Hey man, come over and listen to Despacito with me
Person 2: Sorry, I have the shit spits again

by Moist Doritos July 24, 2018

shit

Shit!

That moment when you realize you had homework

Teacher: "Now, handle me your homework"
You:"Oh SHIT"

by xxD27 December 10, 2021

Verbalase Type Shit

Somebody who is willing to spend more than 40 bands on a Softcore NSFW Animation.

Jake: Did you hear about that guy that spent 80k On an Animation about himself?
John: Yikes!! Sounds like some Verbalase Type Shit

by NutSuckler12000 January 16, 2024

Shit

Food you poop out through your butt in the bathroom.

"HONEY I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT PLEASE COOK THE DINNER BEFORE IT BURNS!"

by MickellFoxzDaBest November 6, 2017

Gang shit

when someone does some crazy stuff such as knock mailboxes down, donuts in peoples yard all of it

“canamcaden is always doing some gang shit”

by canamcaden December 22, 2023

You're full of shit, Emma

That's why no one care when you say it. The things you say don't carry as much weight when YOU say them because...

Hym "You're full of shit, Emma. Literally everything is racism to you so when cry racism it doesn't carry any weight. You radically over-represent the degree to which things are things, on LITERALLY every topic. So, yeah, people can see that. People can see you being full of shit... And it makes you untrustworthy. So, I have to lend credence to the shit you say... Because I am BETTER AND SMARTER THAN YOU AND THE RETARDS YOU FUCK. You're dumb. I'm brilliant. And settler colonialism is just RACISM Emma! EVERYTHING IS RACISM TO YOU! No! THE JEWS SAY IT THE CULTURE! THEIR CULTURE IS THE RELIGION! SO IT'S NOT THE THING YOU SAID... IT'S THE THING I SAID!"

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

shit fuck

when you have truly fucked up

Dan: “ah shit fuck I impregnated my sister.”

by littlepeeweedick November 29, 2019