My Man Adidas

My man adidas, the best bestie a shan could ever have. He still makes boobie and deez nutz jokes. Hes always right and has a fat ass.

"Hey is that adidas? Shannyns bestie?" "Yessir thats him officer." "Whoa, thats a dumptruck of an ass" "My man adidas, that is one hot ass."

by mitsukiluver June 27, 2021

angy little sussy drunk man

The type of person who would fuck your dog, kill your whole family, sacrifise your mom to the devils, terrorize an orphanage, spit in your apple juice and then fuck your dog again.

They're also a 13yo moderator on KyndraHQ's server and gay asf.

"Have you heard what Susan did yesterday? It was so poggers."

"I know right? She's souch a silly angy little sussy drunk man teehee uwu!"

by terroristmommymilkersuwu June 28, 2021

Poor man's banjo

A guitar with a blown up balloon in the sound hole to make it sound like a banjo.

I don't have enough money to buy a banjo so I'll make a Poor man's banjo.

by EDY28 June 28, 2021

iron man

the hottest male marvel character played by the hottest male

rdj

what’s your favorite marvel movie? iron man fs! stark industries is so cool

by kamryn_c June 28, 2021

man with a white van

I don't know him but he is very trustworthy and honest so if he says he has candy, you best get in the van.

Vanman: hey kid d'you want some candy?

Child: I sure do mister.

Vanman: then get in the van.

Kid1: I heard there's a man with a white van on the corner.

Kid2: I'm gonna ask if he has some candy

by Not a vanman June 28, 2021

Man Inch

Man in or male inch.

Refers to a male measurement of his penis.

Scale is dependent on each man and may range from 5-7/8ths of an imperial inch.

In some extreme cases or for easy measuring just add 2 inches.

How big is it?

8 inches

Imperial or man inches?

😶...

by JKING97 June 30, 2021

Manning

A person who can consume vast quantities of alcohol and exhibit very little of it's effects.

Jimmy drank 35 beers last night, and I couldn't even tell! He must be a Manning.

by MikeDubya June 30, 2021