When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)
“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*
by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023
Get the Kung Fu Flop mug.Where your flaccid, lazy dick just flops around while you make super cool Kung fu noises. *sound effects optional*-(Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)
“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*
by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023
Get the Kung fu flop mug.When a single man jacks off continuously, but ejaculates onto the carpet beside his bed. It turns the carpet into a hard floor in that spot over time.
Drew: Hey, have you been to Luke's new place yet?
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there
by Tokaiya June 19, 2023
Get the Bachelor's flooring mug.noun Used to describe a situation when there's been a nuclear meltdown at a power generating facility. Derives from the state where the reactor core has fallen out of its protective shell (a critical situation).
It's a variation on the urban term four-on-the-floor.
It's a variation on the urban term four-on-the-floor.
Last we heard (and still being blacklisted by the international mass media), Fukushima was still going core on the floor.
by rick_kcir April 18, 2023
Get the core on the floor mug.´´mopped the floor´´ is a word used mainly in the ballroom scene and the queer community. It means that someone did something so insane/great during (mainly) a performance.
by Stormy LaBeija April 20, 2023
Get the Mopped the floor mug.by acetheflowerboy April 25, 2023
Get the ace the flower boy mug."bread on the floor" is used when someone is really fucking stupid and leaves some perfectly good bread out on the dirty floor, and then the good bread becomes dirty
man1: "dude, thats bread on the floor"
man2: "oh shit, i was stupid, im sorry"
man1: "you should be sorry, you worthless piece of shit"
man2: "oh shit, i was stupid, im sorry"
man1: "you should be sorry, you worthless piece of shit"
by dellg April 27, 2023
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