Peach Flavourtown Facefuck

The act of peacocking in front of your ex and their new squeeze while dressed as Guy Fieri.

When my ex got home with his new girlfriend I was on the couch with his roommates smoking weed. I yelled: “Welcome to your peach flavourtown facefuck!”

by TheGreatRandolfo October 16, 2020

Peach Flavourtown Facefuck

The act of peacocking in front of your ex and their new squeeze while dressed as Guy Fieri.

When my ex got home with his new girlfriend I was on the couch with his roommates smoking weed. I yelled: “Welcome to your peach flavourtown facefuck!”

by TheGreatRandolfo October 16, 2020

East-Texas Faceshield

A term that refers to a woman getting ejaculate sprayed over her face. Meant to look like a face-shield.

Did you see the picture of Ann? Joe definitely gave her an East-Texas Faceshield!

by HAV0C_ December 27, 2020

National get Naked on FaceTime da

On every December 28 the person your on FaceTime with has to get naked and do a little dance.

Boy: yo it’s December 28 National get naked on FaceTime day you know what that means
Girl: yeah I know what day it is *gets naked*

by Chrisfromclt December 28, 2020

Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021

Go back to Facebook

When there's a Karen (or a facebook mom) who is being really annoying on a different social media platform (e.g. twitter), and should just go back to Facebook. It's used when people are really annoying. It's basically a way of saying "Go back to where you came from", but more respectfully, and less racist.

Karen: "Stop doing something, do something else."
A great human being: "Go back to Facebook!"

by ihfsdihaoifd September 21, 2021

Pulled a Facebook

(of corporations) profiting from the slow destruction of society by facilitating toxic echo chambers.

(of people) Locking your keys in your own car, home, computer, etc

1. Fox News really pulled a Facebook by telling its viewers to not get vaccinated.

2. I had to call a locksmith today, because I pulled a Facebook. I was really embarrassed to have to explain I locked my keys in my own house.

by Lexophile314 October 4, 2021