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John Glen Bonura II

Muscular homosexual hunk who is very touchy
Yo stop touching me youre being John Glen Bonura II
by Jean Porque June 5, 2025
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Congo-a-bongo

“Congo-a-bongo” Meaning to lick or fondle the breasts of a woman, this phrase is used in some ways to censor the actually meaning so no kiddies know what you mean
Can I Congo-a-Bongo?”

Lets Congo-a-Bongo!”
by Jinsayng-tamarack July 5, 2025
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Bing Bang Bongo

Joey: Can we have sex while you stare deeply into my eyes?
Bobby: Of course, Joey!
Joey: Yay, ya never know until you ask. Bing Bang Bongo that’s how it’s done.
by lilacburn October 22, 2025
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The devils bong rip

The act of farting into a girls vagina and then having her queef it out while the guy inhales it like a bong rip.
Hey bro I just did the devils bong rip with Stacey. It made me higher then any weed ever could
by Joevickberg October 22, 2025
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Dante x Bongbong

Dante x Bongbong is based around Dante Zelby's obsession with Bongbong, he only thinks of her, he wants her, he craves her, actually fuck it he NEEDS her.
Dante: "BONGBONG STOP RUNNING FROM ME I LOVE YOU"
Bongbong: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Scarlett: "You shouldn't have done that, Dante x Bongbong btw"
by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025
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on it like a car bonnet

either

a) for a police officer/detective/Sherlock Holmes or anyone along those lines in hot pursuit of either a of a criminal (usually a juvenile delinquent truating or in search of new adventure (unplanned) in the great outdoor wilderness.

b) can also be used as a derogatory term for a couple who have sex outside in public (usually on the bonnet or hood of their own parked car).

NB: my definition a) comes from the fact that some criminals aressted after a foot chase are brought back to the officer's patrol car/van, physically shoved onto the hood and then handcuffed. Also when people get lost in the wilderness while travelling by car, they might sit on the hood/bonnet of their car and think about what to do, sometimes waiting just long enough for an unplanned adventure to come and find them 9like a bear coming out of the wilderness to smell your vehicle). my definition b) refers to the fact that some couples do use the hood/bonnet of their car to have sex in public, think its okay, simply because its their car.
two police officers in discussion, after one of their fellow officers go off on a foot chase:

officer a): where's my partner Michael?, you seen him?

officer b): i think I saw him on it like a car bonnet, chasing after that hot female teenage delinquent.. (moments later): Tom, here goes the answer to your question, there's Michael (pointing at a car parked some distance away). He is on it like a bonnet, raping that girl, instead of giving her a hefty fine.

officer a) Thanks man, well looks like that girl didn't have the money to pay the fine anyways, so she got what she deserved. Let's just hope she doesn't have a beautiful disaster.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2012
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