Shit dinner

When you wipe out on your skateboard or bike and you “eat shit”

You just had a shit dinner, friend.

Go have a shit dinner you fucking faggot

by MarijuanaMisfit November 26, 2018

Pinna shit

When you have 30 seconds in a pregame lobby and you somehow have time to run to the bathroom and drop the worlds fastest shit. Then tell his friends that he even had time to wipe too, which we know just isn’t true. Then tell his friends he even washed his hands, which we also know isn’t true.

He went and took a Pinna shit between dropping nukes.

by BigSalamiTommy November 6, 2023

mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

by WozInOz May 10, 2024

shit

brown stuff that comes out of your butt/poop/crap

wow thats a big piece of shit.

by sofiawerner April 14, 2016

Shit burns

Originated from being old and having heartburn but can relate to the general aching, burning, pains, etc. associated with getting old.

Person 1: Do you have some tums and an aspirin?

Person 2: Sure. You not feeling well?

Person 3: You know, just getting old. Shit burns!

by KBomb January 20, 2017

Shit Beast

What dogs are call on the r/dogfree subreddit referring to how dogs may shit but they may not

“She then forced me to let that Shit Beast outside”

by Welsh Pro on YouTube January 12, 2025

Shit face

When your in the jungle with monkeys and the fling shit and it hits you in the face!! Shit face

Awe bro, you got some shit face

by Rabbit1884 April 21, 2021