by MarijuanaMisfit November 26, 2018
Get the Shit dinner mug.When you have 30 seconds in a pregame lobby and you somehow have time to run to the bathroom and drop the worlds fastest shit. Then tell his friends that he even had time to wipe too, which we know just isn’t true. Then tell his friends he even washed his hands, which we also know isn’t true.
by BigSalamiTommy November 6, 2023
Get the Pinna shit mug.When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.
Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out
by WozInOz May 10, 2024
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Get the shit mug.Originated from being old and having heartburn but can relate to the general aching, burning, pains, etc. associated with getting old.
Person 1: Do you have some tums and an aspirin?
Person 2: Sure. You not feeling well?
Person 3: You know, just getting old. Shit burns!
Person 2: Sure. You not feeling well?
Person 3: You know, just getting old. Shit burns!
by KBomb January 20, 2017
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