playstation 3

A somewhat large, shiny, and expensive novelty paperweight.

Joe: Hey man, you gonna play your Wii this weekend?
Jack: What're you talking about? I can't even find a Wii anywhere, you idiot!
Joe: Hey, what's that ginormous thing on your desk?
Jack: Ah, it's called a PlayStation 3. See, I needed something to hold down all my extra money—so I went out and bought this thing. Turns out once I bought it, I actually didn't need it anymore.

by L. Adam July 20, 2008

playstation 3

Probably one of the crappiest, shittiest, shits i have ever heard of and seen. First of all, what the hell is sony doing in the gaming buisness? Second of all, why does a system need a dvd player? ("But the ps3 can change into birthstone colors every month! That is sooooo cool") BULLSHIT! Who gives a shit about a system that can change color. Big deal. I take shits that have better color than that.

Now that the sony playstation 3 can play dvds, subsitute as a computer, change colors every month, will it wipe my ass, trim my hair and do brain surgery?

by Harsh_Critic March 26, 2005

<3 for ismah

you love me innit

i did a <3 for ismah cause i love her to bits;))

by izgotbunda April 8, 2022

March 3

People born on this day (especially boys) are the cutest and the most loyal you will ever meet. They're such good listeners and have amazing personality.
The warmth in their ✨brown eyes✨ makes you feel like they're the closest person you know since the 1st day you meet them

-You're such an amazing personality! When was your birthday?
- March 3
-Oh, that makes sense

by Aloevin December 3, 2020

December 3

December 3 is when the most amazing people are born.
Only good vibez available today.

Person 1: it’s December 3!
Person2: let’s gettouta here and pArTaY :D

by chef-d'oeuvre November 28, 2020

Alaya <3

Alaya is the BEST and istg she is THE BEST girl in the entire world she is so fucking amazing and she is literally the most sweet, cute, pretty, and gorgeous girl in the entire universe like she is the best person literally. Alaya is the type of girl that will literally fix all of your problems and fix your entire life. She is the type of girl that you would instantly fall in love with because she's just so damn dreamy. Alaya has literally everything you could want in a girl. Alaya is the type of girl that would give you a zillion butterflies by just holding her hand. She is literally drop dead gorgeous. She's the type of girl that you'll never ever want to lose because she is honestly just the best part of ur entire life. Alaya is the girl with the purest heart ever and she is the funniest and craziest girl you may ever meet. Alaya has a really really special spark within her and it's what makes her so unique and so special. She is literally the most perfect girl ever and i literally love her so much ik she is fs my whole world but yea thats Alaya. :)

Alaya <3 is the most amazing girl in the entire world

by urfavchanel June 15, 2022

Kinsen<3

Kinsen is my wife, a great person that I met, I love her very much
(Also very hot,cute,adorable and very good to date)

i made this since she made one about me

Kinsen is gonna kill me one day with all this love
Kinsen is my wife
Kinsen is pretty
Kinsen just Kinsen<3

by THIS IS DEFO NOT LIA September 4, 2021