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Window Mechanics

Window Mechanics: When an electrical appliance or piece of technology fails to operate and usually due to insane frustration the user is left with no alternative but to throw it from a high window.
Pissed off techie - "My laptop crashed again last night. I tried everything to get it working again. I ended up using Window Mechanics."

Techie2 - "Looks like you're off the computer Store."
by The_Penguin_Terrorist April 3, 2008
mugGet the Window Mechanicsmug.

Windows 10 fanboy

They treat Windows 11 like the devil. only started emerging when Windows 11 released in 2021. they will all inevitably upgrade to Windows 11 before 2025, and maybe become Windows 11 fanboys, as they used to be Windows 7 zealots in 2015. (Windows 7 rocks, just talking about zealots)
Windows 11 user: actually, Windows 11 runs fine-
Uber-Nerd: NO! WINDOWS 10 IS BETTER! UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 10 NOW OR YOUR COMPUTER WILL EXPLODE!
Windows 11 user: (punches uber-nerd) what a Windows 10 fanboy.
by cvbnm07 December 16, 2023
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window anxiety

The anxiety of uncovered windows at night (eg- being scared someone will be looking at you through the window if you look outside at night)
Oh yeah I have window anxiety, that’s why my window shades/blinds get closed before it turns dark
by Zenny08 November 29, 2024
mugGet the window anxietymug.

window licker

"Bro, no way he crushed on the back of Daniel Riccardo like that! He is such a window licker!"
by CrabbyBilly June 4, 2025
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Window

Earlier pronounced “Windhoe” which relates to wind whore.

Comes from the german word “Wind” which means wind and the german word “hure” which means whore.

Earlier it described a woman which has sexual intercourse with different people for money by traveling in boat.
Nowadays it’s more used among younger people to describe the glass pane on houses or other constructions to let light into the buildings with out having to use candles.
Young person: “Hey wassup dude this house is on fleeek! Would you mind closing the window? I’m cold.
by Language historic Kevin August 5, 2020
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Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window

Someone who's even weirder behind closed doors / who outdid themself.
Person 1: Did you hear about what James did?! That dude's wild!! I always knew he wasn't right in the head.

Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window.
by Elderflower_sickness May 25, 2023
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wax my window

Get out! No way, Jose! Shut the front door! Holy crap! Scrape me off the ceiling, dude!
As in, your first time hearing a mind-blowing song, by someone you didn’t even know performed it.
Have you heard “Power of Soul” by Jimi Hendrix? Wax my window, man. It’s freakin awesome.
by Camilla T. Jones January 26, 2021
mugGet the wax my windowmug.

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