Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.
by ballz itchy July 05, 2016
by ah in oh March 11, 2008
by ChrisClassic March 24, 2010
Damn, I just got gimp-slapped but that punkass kid!
Your ex is going out with that tool?! Man he just gimp-slapped the shit out of you.
Your ex is going out with that tool?! Man he just gimp-slapped the shit out of you.
by Troy H March 26, 2007
While dick-slapping you fellow male friend while asleep as a joke you obtain an accidental erection but non deterred you continue, but eventualy spunk in his face, enjoying the deviant act.
by King Luke August 08, 2009
by Th3LoadR August 27, 2008
(v). to slap the cactus, to be slapping the cactus, to have slapped the cactus.
A phrase used upon the realization that you are (or even within the act of) doing something worthy of a *facepalm* only it is worse. It is also the more exciting substitute for calling someone dumb, or stupid.
A phrase used upon the realization that you are (or even within the act of) doing something worthy of a *facepalm* only it is worse. It is also the more exciting substitute for calling someone dumb, or stupid.
"Sarah was definitely slapped the cactus last night - she turned the stove on, forgot that she had, and proceeded to set her laundry down - thankfully she only singed her eyebrows when she tried to put the fire out with the contents of a suspicious water bottle that turned out to be full of vodka"
Sam: "Come on man, you HAVE to admit, Shelby is pretty hott"
Tim: "Dude, stop slapping the cactus - she looks like a mule"
Sam: "Come on man, you HAVE to admit, Shelby is pretty hott"
Tim: "Dude, stop slapping the cactus - she looks like a mule"
by Sienna Shay October 03, 2010