cormick wheeler

Cool, amazing, smart, and is funny and has a big dick. He also has a big log in his booty.

That guy is awesome! He must be Cormick Wheeler

by Bigpenis6969 May 6, 2016

grease wheel

pizza, or a round of dough ferda.

man that grease wheel is ferda, Thanks Brandon.

by jack-n-tosh May 29, 2017

kentucky wheelchair

Getting fucked so hard you get put in a wheelchair for the next month

Damn sydney im gonna give you a kentucky wheelchair tonight

by Rch182 July 17, 2017

18 wheeler

where you and exactly 15 of your friends third wheel a date and it turns into a massive orgy

bro that 18 wheeler was dope asf

by tripperino October 16, 2017

Spanish Wheelbarrow

When you go home with a fat Spanish girl and you have to put her legs on your shoulders in a heaving motion.

So last night Paul and Monica went back to her apartment for the night after a riveting Tinder Date.

Monica: "Hey Paul, ever done the Spanish Wheelbarrow?"

Paul: "You know I can't do that again, I haven't got the chest muscles for it!"

Monica: sighs.

by BumTickle June 10, 2018

First-wheeling

To go on a date with oneself.

Lonewolf love and self care to the max. To lay out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; to unicycle into the satin-colored sunset, complimenting yourself on the summer outfit; when you return home, to look in the mirror, tell yourself "my treat," and then to blush.

Now that I’m single I’ll be arguing with myself over who pays the bill and eating all my own popcorn. First-wheeling with no handlebars.

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

Face Wheelchair

A combination of “face palm” and “neck yourself.” Used when someone does something stupid.

“Patrick that was one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen, you need a face wheelchair.”

**or you could have just said “face wheelchair”**

by The Real Norom August 8, 2020