Wet wooley

When you lick your finger and stick it in someone else's butt

Last night I gave John a wet wooley and now I have poop under my fingernail....

by Stickydixs July 18, 2019

Wet Karl

When on vacation with a friend and he starts acting like a bitch so you piss in his suitcase.

Christian was being a bitch so we wet karled his suitcase

by Buckgnarly September 19, 2018

wet salami

(n.) A term to describe when a male is so intoxicated, his meat, a.k.a. male member or male genitlia, no longer has the ability to harden or stiffen. So the male must beat his "salami" on his partner in an attempt to beat it into excitement to harden or stiffen to perform coitus.

Dude. I was so drunk last night, I had to beat my wet salami on her ass to get it up

by TucJoe January 15, 2017

Wet Tamale

A particularly juicy, wet turd induced by gut wrenching Mexican food.

Cinco was awesome this year but the wet tamale experience the next day, not so much.

I paid that dirty prostitute $50 to take a dump on my glass table while I watched underneath and she pinched a wet tamale. Took a whole bottle of windex to get it streak free.

by Dick Onchin February 7, 2022

wet forest

When you're jacking off and cum gets all in your pubic hair.

"Aw man, now I have a wet forest, shouldn't have let it sit there."

by SuckMyPepe June 10, 2014

Wet Robert

The Wet Robert is when you wipe your ass but the toilet paper hits the toilet water and you unknowingly slap yourself in the ass with wet toilet paper.

God damnit, I need to be more careful, my asshole just met Wet Robert!

by Wspycrs July 17, 2018

Wet Wonka

Like a Wet Willy but you stick you wet finger up their nose instead of their ear.

Just gave Sally a nice wet Wonka. Came out with a couple boogies.

by Bottombassbeatz May 26, 2019