a turd tornado occurs when some 1 takes a shit on the ground
and a gust of wind comes by and blows the turds around in a spiral
and a gust of wind comes by and blows the turds around in a spiral
by cunt crammer69 October 04, 2005
being beaten by waves so bad all the sand that aqumulates in the waves end up in your swim trunks and is terribly hard to get rid of
by man bear pig 97 November 02, 2009
by Edumacaded July 17, 2008
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"Man I met this chick who was really fine but when I brought her back to my apartment, I found out she was a complete turd gobbler! She tried to lick out my anus!"
"I hope nobody notices me gobbling these turds. If the truth gets out I'll be seen as a complete Turd Gobbler"
"I hope nobody notices me gobbling these turds. If the truth gets out I'll be seen as a complete Turd Gobbler"
by Jim Hender December 13, 2007
by Jamiest of the Lees November 11, 2006
A Turd Monger is a member of the human species that relies on the lowest common denominator known to humanity, the 'Turd' for survival.
The Turd Monger proceeds to hypothesise that other people will barter\trade\sell\purchase his Turds. He namely defines himself as a mongerer. Yes a mongerer of Turds.
It is commonly believed that the first known Turd Mongerer was Judas Iscariot a follower of the christ that was mislead through his personal hypothesis on the value of his own Turds, based on these ground the Messiah was forced to oust him from possession within the heavenly kingdom.
The Turd Monger proceeds to hypothesise that other people will barter\trade\sell\purchase his Turds. He namely defines himself as a mongerer. Yes a mongerer of Turds.
It is commonly believed that the first known Turd Mongerer was Judas Iscariot a follower of the christ that was mislead through his personal hypothesis on the value of his own Turds, based on these ground the Messiah was forced to oust him from possession within the heavenly kingdom.
1. Andrew was mongered for a turd and now he is the chief Turd mongerer for the west coast BBD posse!
2. Yo are you trying to monger me a Turd Fool?
3. Don't talk about my mother that was fool!
2. Yo are you trying to monger me a Turd Fool?
3. Don't talk about my mother that was fool!
by Brown Edition August 10, 2007