Not Timmy Trumpet

A Not Timmy Trumpet is a person who plays the Trumpet but is no where near Timmy's skill level. A Not Timmy Trumpet doesn't have to be a male or female, anyone who plays the Trumpet, except for Timmy Trumpet himself, can be a Not Timmy Trumpet.

I'm such a Not Timmy Trumpet, my skills are no where near his. Timmy's a legend.

by emoboyy.xd March 24, 2023

Colossal Fuck Trumpet

A word that you use when you have no idea what swear are you gonna be using

Person 1: Why are you being such a...
*stares in silence*
Colossal fuck trumpet?

by SidneysHandle404 March 1, 2024

Colorado Mud Trumpet

When your girl is eating your ass and you shart on her face getting the little specks of shit on her. Batteries not included.

Hailey: "OMG you won't believe it last night I hooked up with Hunter and he gave me a Colorado Mud Trumpet! It was awesome!!"

by AvalancheFan007 December 20, 2024

Spicy blue trumpet

Placing a blue Taki between your butt cheeks and farting

Yo, who wants to hear my spicy blue trumpet?

by TakiTrumpet July 10, 2025

Spicy blue trumpet

Placing a blue Taki between your butt cheeks and farting so hard it whistles.

Yo, wanna hear my spicy blue trumpet?

by TakiTrumpet July 10, 2025

Gertrude Wonton Thumper

When a man puts wontons in a woman’s mouth and then she gives the man oral sex

Hey baby, wanna do the Gertrude Wonton Thumper?

by Bobble McWobble December 21, 2025

Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange

Donald Trump.

Man, the bird website just isn’t the same now that they’ve actually gone and kicked Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange out of the nest.

by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021