Brown-crown

The ring of shit left behind after anal penetration if ass not cleaned out properly. The way to become the king of poo.

ah, forgot my condom. gonna have a brown crown in the morning.

I'm the king, sitting on my throne with a brown crown on my head.

by Tom Maggs November 26, 2004

brown volcanoe

When a guy shits into a girls pussy and she quifs. The explosion is called a brown volcanoe.

Man did you see that bitch after she brown volcanoed?

by popper1994 March 31, 2009

Brown Out

When one is engaged in anal sex and as they are thrusting in and out of their partner's anus they look down and notice some shit on their dick. Suddenly the energy and desire for anal sex is diminished greatly to the point of becoming semi-erect.

Jim: Dude, I so pumped last night. I had a hard-on that wouldn't quit and I was fucking Jane's ass. Then I noticed my cock was coming out dirty and I just lost it. Started going limp. Lost my drive. What a bummer.
Bo: Damn, bro. Total brown out!

by theinstigator September 22, 2016

brown eye

butt hole

barry likes to stick his penis in paul's brown eye

by adam schilling November 10, 2002

Chris Brown

to beat the shit out of someone

dont make me go Chris Brown on you!

by LauraWilde February 11, 2009

Brown Ninja

Someone who sneaks into a residence in which the dweller lives by themself, then deficates in their toilet leaving no visable toilet paper and then does not flush.

Jessie got home to her apartment after a long day at work. She stepped into the bathroom to take a shower when she spotted the foreign monster in the toilet bowl... she knew then the brown ninja had struck again.

by dsackaroo January 23, 2013

brown inferno

The act of taking a poop and not whiping enough after. In result, the inner lips of your ass cheeks burn uncontrolably due to friction between the two from walking.

After taking the biggest shit of his life time, Joe ran out of toilet paper in mid wipe. He's had a brown inferno for hours.

by Poopy Marley May 3, 2006