Dick magget

When a man is so drunk he'll go for the nastiest and only hole that's around

My friend was so drunk last night you should see the dick Magget he ended up with

by Psreid May 28, 2017

Dick Toupee

A mustache that your friend is proud of but you want to humiliate them in front of a group so you congratulate them on having something that would normally reside on the top of a penis.

Whoa! That's a nice dick toupee!!

by PieKnee October 6, 2016

Armpit dick

Where a armpit get fucked by a dick

Dam bro I'm sorry I gave your sister a armpit dick. It felt gooood

by Xx19Black23xX September 24, 2019

dick piggy

(noun) individual partial to the notion of fallacing others in a non-discriminative manner. Generally applied to women wearing an excess of makeup and or body piercings. May also be commonly used when describing a scantly-clad female. -slut -cock nobber -prostitute

Holy shit, I can see her pussy in that skirt, that bitch must be a dick piggy!

by art the great February 8, 2010

Dick Thicket

A "Dick Thicket" is hair found in the frontal genital area of a man's crotchal region.

After a nice trim, Jimmy used a comb to "fluff" his pubes into a neat and pillowy dick thicket

by Mastasy22 February 22, 2011

pyramid dick

A genetic mutation that causes the penis to grow gradually larger the closer it gets to the balls.

I fucked this guy last night, it hurt, he had a pyramid dick!

by Thepyramiddicksucker101 October 27, 2013

dick village

A place in which alot of homo sexuals congrigate. vagina is scarce.

1. I bet that faggot lives in the dick village downtown.

2. That party is going to be a dick village.

3. Nice dick village you faggots!

by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007