Pack Theory

Take road rage out on those driving company vehicles because their retaliation puts their job at risk.

Bro, I know that biker cut you off and brake checked you but remember Pack Theory. Take out your anger on that Dish van.

by SudsNDuds July 4, 2017

Slide Theory

When you the even happened weeks or months ago so you can’t really remember what happened BUT you do remember the really fun thing that happened - like going down a slide on a boat.

Do you remember going down that slide on the boat a few weeks ago? That’s the slide theory in a nutshell.

by PJeffz March 14, 2025

nose ring theory

The nose ring theory suggests that a woman wearing a nose ring is often perceived as displaying higher levels of emotional instability, confrontational behavior, and unresolved personal trauma, which some believe she has internalized in a way that significantly influences her personality.

Simple definition:

The Nose Ring Theory is the humorous idea that women with nose rings are more likely to be emotionally intense, dramatic, or have unresolved issues.

The nose ring theory: one piercing away from a personality built on vibes, chaos, and unhealed trauma.

by johndoedefinesshit August 25, 2025

the reyes theory

You may say that when someone resembles Peyton Manning and has a receding hairline which will fully diminish when he or she reaches to be 25 years old.

Person:Today I saw a kid with a receding hairline.
Person(2): Dang, that's what I call the Reyes theory

by ?...? May 24, 2016

CRACKHEAD THEORY

An absurd theory that makes no sense, that actually has some proof behind it.

That's a damn crackhead theory!

by Alien Shroom March 28, 2024

Mockery's Theory

All thins being equal, a women will choose the more evil of two options.

"That girl wanted me when I was with my ex, now she likes me as a friend. What gives?"

"Mockery's Theory, man"

by Mypseudonymisbest February 23, 2022

Austin Theory

A failed cash in

Austin theory shouldn’t be MITB winner

by NYCDEMONDIVA July 22, 2022