power object

Any person, place or thing which allows the individual who uses it or interacts with it to exert power or simply feel more powerful by interacting with it.

Some examples of power objects are famous people, movie stars, celebrities, politicians; computers , the Web; cigarettes; all vehicles; all weapons—from a knife to an atomic bomb; a penis (it helps create a life; a vagina (it can reward and also pussywip; a beautiful face or rear end—because either one or both can reel-in a man; pens—because they record ideas; all electronic devices; all buildings; highways; cookware (they let people feed themselves); beds (they let people rest and recuperate and create babies); jaccuzzies, showers; and... toilets—because they let people get rid of their body's waste products, etc. Garbage cans and "pregnancy prevention" devices (mistakenly called "birth control" devices) are also power objects because the former isolate garbage to be removed by workers, and the latter give users the power to engage in sexual intercourse but prevent a pregnancy.

And though the air and water appear to not be power objects, their correct evaluation reveals that they are extremely powerful because they are indispensable to sustain life. Therefore, fruits and vegetables can also be considered power objects.

Some examples of things which are generally not power objects are the grass; fruitless trees; clouds; the ocean; birds and most other animals, though horses, for example, could be considered power objects because they increase the rider's powers, and strong dogs—such as Dobermann Pinchers—are also power objects because they protect their owners.

by but for September 30, 2017

Power Shopping

when you go shopping, and you don't know what hurts the most: your feet, your wallet, or your arms (from holding the bags).

Megan: "Maddie, we are a power shopping dream team. no, wait. we're better than power shoppers."

Maddie: "What do you mean? My wallet is already hospitalized and i can't walk another foot. how are we not power shoppers?"

Megan: "Because we built a shopping robot to carry the bags for us."

by ben d. over January 8, 2013

power slut

A female who embraces and frequently seeks out any slut-like activities without shame or remorse

She is one sex positive power slut

by frackeyed January 21, 2015

Power Crunking

Going to a gathering with alchohol for the sole purpose of getting crunk extremely fast, and leaving. Only an asshole would pull this off.

"Who the fuck does he think he is?! Coming to my place, Power Crunking and leavin like that, ima beat that nigga down tommorow. He even drank the Bailey's!"

by Captin M July 18, 2006

orange power

Power one feels they obtain from one or more of the following: sunbathing, fake n' baking, but most importantly spray tanning.

Tropicana called, they want their freakin' oranges back. ORANGE POWER.

by Stankie Frankie October 22, 2010

Eagle Power

eagle power is the nick name given to those whom play on the xbox frequently, and the name originated from the popular people in many schools who worshiped the term 'eagle' as it blessed them with terms such as 'my name is oliver eagle and i love my baby brother Patrick.

Cool Kids : "hey theres that cool kid Eagle"

Eagle: "hello EAGLE POWER, i dont like coca cola and enjoy the company of my best friend Blake, Brap-ting and What?

Patrick : "hello there oliver"

Eagle: "MY BABY BROTHER"

by THOMAS CROWTHER October 12, 2009

Power Grab

To forcefully grab a man's balls during the act of intercourse, usually during power play.

Yeah man, the sex was going well until all of a sudden came the famous Power Grab!

by CoolVro March 21, 2017