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Shake your junk

Alternate phrase for male stripping. Essentially describes the nude dancing and hip thrusts guys sometimes do for pathetic amounts of money. Often used to confront or belittle guys, jokingly or otherwise, about being strippers.
"You can't accuse me of having a bad job while you just shake your junk for 5 dollars an hour."

Colin: "Does Jake have a job?"
Ben: "Yeah. He's a stripper."
Jake: "What? No I'm not!"
Ben: "Dont lie, Jake. We all know you shake your junk in that place on Preston road."
by Elsis May 16, 2016
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Shake The Tower

another euphemism for conjugating the verb, flogging the bishop, and so on.
Give me fifteen minutes to meet you. I need to shake the tower real quick.
by badmotorscooter August 27, 2013
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Bitter Brown Shit Shake Buster

When Shit mixes with liquids such as," Lemonade, Lime Soda, and other sour beverages," gets blended together, drank by someone and then said person laughs hard enough to make the beverage shoot up the persons throat and out of the nostrils.
That party last night was epic. Cornelious made Linda laugh so hard she pulled a Bitter Brown Shit Shake Buster!
by champspider-nicknack January 19, 2011
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Sodium Shake

An illegal beverage supposedly containing watermelon water, pure alcohol and ketamine. Said to be the most dangerous drink, even by top criminals.
"BOI... Why is Danny dead?! Dat' was almost no alcohol. What is wrong with him?! It was just watermelon water, ya' get me??"
"Nah, Boss. Itta was a Sodium Shake, mate. Deadddly gear!"
by C L G June 28, 2018
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Shakes

means "bent stylistic"

Shake-speare bent stylistic norms to his own ends.
"the sky is currently weird and, i was shakes so much but, i taken the thing as it was coming even if it was not always easy psychologically so the fact is, don,t forget to assume the changes as they comes"
by Veronica In Hell September 12, 2025
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australian protein shake

When six men cum in a girl's vag, hold her upside down, shake her, and then pour the contents into a cup and she drinks it.
Back in my day, when I craved a protein shake, I'd pop over to Belind's house with my five mates and have an australian protein shake.
by rumancer April 7, 2018
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morning shakes

somebody who is an alcoholic and wakes up shaking, needing to drink alcohol to feel okay and function
“why is bro shaking over there” “dudes got the morning shakes, that dudes livers like iron”
by wtw717 June 12, 2022
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