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half past five

After work, and gotten home
1.) I'll be see you half past five.
2.) I'll be available anytime around half past five.
3.) We'll light up half past five.
4.) Cant talk right now, at work, hit me back around half past five.
by Zayelion September 1, 2016
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Half-Life crisis

One has a half-life crisis the night before a large project or a big test is coming up the next day in ones Chemistry class.
Man, I'm stupid! Why did I ever take AP Chemistry? I've already exposed myself to 7 different types of radiation, and this project is due before I can go in for treatment! Pretty soon, I won't have a half-life crisis, I'll have a no-life crisis!
by Noah Anderson December 28, 2005
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Half ass cunt

A cunt that can do a job better but only does it half as good as he could.
by DBG Dan December 12, 2016
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Its a deal and a half

A phrase ryan made that means it is quite a good deal
Jimmy: Wow these adult diapers sure are cheap. One could say, its a deal and a half.
Jimbo: Oh jeez your right arntcha
by cledith April 8, 2019
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Half Nut November

A branch of the infamous No Nut November challenge, but now the person can decide whether to refrain from masturbating either for the first 15 days of November or for the last 15 days of november.

Half Nut November can serve as a good "trial" period before attempting the full on No Nut November challenge the following year. This will give them the relevant experience and will give them motivation (providing successful completion of Half Nut November).
Person 1 : "Are you participating in No Nut November?"

Person 2 : "I don't want to dive into the deep end straight away so I think I might try Half Nut November this year and then No Nut November the following year."
Person 1 : "Oh alright, Baby steps man. You have my respect."
by Lwdjmalzenb November 21, 2019
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A Gentleman's Half Hour

A time when one feels it most polite to retire to a quiet space for a half hour slumber.

A short rejuvenating snooze.
Corporal: "Sir, the Germans are advancing on our front lines as we speak"

Captain: "How long do we have, old boy?"

Corporal: "Just under an hour, sir"

Captain: "Not to worry, my good man, Ill still have time for A Gentleman's Half Hour in that case, before the battle"
by HonourandIntegrity November 29, 2019
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Half of zero fucks

You may think half of zero is just zero right? WRONG! half of zero in this case is more than zero, but not one. Let me explain. Saying "I don't give half of zero fucks about that" is more intense than saying "I don't give zero fucks about that
". In this case saying you give only half of the zero fucks means that you are more upset than just giving the zero fucks. So why is this? Well if we knew, we would probably have a much clearer understanding of reality and the universe and whatnot. Also, dont confuse this with "half of two shits" "zero fucks" "zero shits" "I dont give two shits" or any other amount of shits, fucks, or other equivalent measures of fuckery other than shits and fucks.
Person 1: Look at this new thing I made.
Person2: I dont give half of zero fucks about that
Person 1: do you atleast give a third of zero fucks?
Person 2: no.
by LordPeironDestroyerOfWorlds October 10, 2022
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